Bob Robertson IX

He She should just leave.

This is the opening to John Scalzi’s Starter Villain. Great book for anyone interested in a humorous look at late stage capitalist supervillains.

Did you even notice how many times you said ‘I’?

This is about Fitbit telling customers that their devices don’t qualify for a refund on their defective product and has nothing to do with the trackers or the app as the sensationalist headline would have you assume.

Fuck that… I’m a manager and I’m always creating memes on my phone at work that’s much higher quality than this.

Also, managers also know that office life sucks, we’re just trying to keep the wheels moving and the paychecks coming.

The problem is that you have governments like the Taliban in Afghanistan, pre-9/11, destroying ancient statues, trying to erase the history they don’t agree with.

Instead of returning stolen antiquities, countries that are currently in possession of them should be required to send an equivalent value of their own country’s treasure to be displayed in the victim country’s museums.

Imagine having to go to Egypt to see the crown jewels of England.