Blackout

It takes an acidic soil to get that blue

Says someone who’s never been to Ohio before. Their state motto is “abandon hope all ye who enter here”

98 million are bots

Well did you see how it sucked on his hand though

The grocery stores have shit bread. It’s also the reason people don’t buy these ones there. Cause if you like good bread you will go to a bakery or make it at home.

34x28x16 @ 400 p.s.i. is that enough information for you?

True neckbeards are born with it. It’s only the posers that get theirs by injecting PFAS into their balls.

I’ve never understood this trend of having a bedroom boulder. My wife had to have a granite one too 😭

They always look like that.

What a kinky fucker. The last thing I want to see is boris’s balls as he takes a shit.

I wish I was compared to a cow. People usually tell me I resemble a jackass.

I’ve been watching a japanese sword master on YT demonstrating moves. It’s very interesting how they decide when they pull it out which side of the curve they lead with, a choice they make in a split second, and the different attacks each method would have. Even European swords weren’t just sharp hammers, they had practical moves and defenses lost in the movies.

Hes ran out of cultures to hate. Has he tried hating Spiderman? Boosted J. Jonah Jameson’s ratings.

The family would get together and take turns, keeping each other company, telling poop stories, the usual.

And don’t forget Medusa and her enormous rack.

I once got an online rectal exam from a Dr. Pepper and he turned out to be fake. I no longer use doctors on twitter

Something tells me she’s not a real doctor.

The wetter the better. Can still eat all the garlic you want.