The man’s a consummate bullshit artist, but I can’t deny he used to be one of the best. Populous, Theme Park, Dungeon Keeper, Fable…

The last 10-15 years have been a bit of a write-off, but before that, even when he was shitting out games, they were still better than most people could even dream of making.

I assumed this was a chat between two men tbh

Takes me about 10 days to get through a loaf, depending on what we’re eating.

I don’t know any type of better bread that would last that long outside of a freezer.

Just put it in the freezer in the bag it comes in.

Most of this shit has been frozen before it reaches the supermarket anyway.

Not even Branston beans. What a disgrace.

Sure, but there’s a world of difference between a steak and a slice of Billy Bear mystery meat.

Instant Noodles Carbonara

Cook instant noodles in a pan. Chuck an egg in and mash it about a bit.

When the water is nearly all gone, chuck in a load of cheese (I use strong cheddar and grated mozzarella) and a couple of chopped up Peperamis. Mix it all about until the cheese starts burning.

Eat that shit.

Nobody shits themselves with a solid.

But there’s a small chance of it making a printout on your underpants.

So The Handmaid’s Tale then?

That would be France’s Testicles.

Randy is still the most unscrupulous man in gaming, and he has a lot of competition.

His one hit was completely by accident.

I’m just glad I don’t live in Scunthorpe.

Who the fuck is avoiding buying games because they aren’t “woke” or “diverse” enough?

I have, but only from this.

https://www.eurogamer.net/spare-a-thought-for-poor-concord-a-kind-and-earnest-shooter-sent-out-to-die

I think it’s only really the show that highlighted how fucked capitalism is, which is ironic given who made it and who now owns the games.

Come To Daddy as well.

I can’t really remember the music, but the videos sure stick in the mind.

He wrote the original Unreal Engine. He’s not just some suit with money.

That’s if they’re actually available as physical games.

The biggest game of last year (Baldurs Gate 3) wasn’t, and the only other games I got were Talos Principle 2 and Thank Goodness You’re Here.

A lot of the other stuff I’d have usually bought on sale a bit down the line has been on PS Plus.

This is the real reason why I think trans women should be able to play women’s sports: Nobody really gives a fuck about women’s sports.