Jokes on you, I’ll have bankruptcy from rent first!

It’s not a waste if you have unusuals, stranges, or the hallowed australium frying pan!

Left for Firefox when they announced this update. I still have to use Chrome when I work in Google drive since basic functions like copy/paste don’t work in non-chrome browsers, but even without this update the minute+ time it takes for chrome to open reminds me I made the right decision.

I dumped seltzer water into the ocean so now some of it is carbonated, boom earth unflattened.

UPDATE User SET Last name=‘Solo’ WHERE LastName=‘’;

You can thank Disney for that one.

Another reason why, if any type of landlord exists, they should be an actual person who lives within what I affectionately call face-punching distance.

You can’t punch an anonymous conglomerate of soulless suits.

A bat is harder to hide.

Depression in combination with poverty, sure.

Only at first.

Then every version will be ad-supported.

I laughed at the meme, but I also bought branded merch from a brewery whose beer I don’t even drink (unless I’m already drunk) because I was in their gift shop.

When I just used a browser ad blocker I made a point to unblock sites that I wanted to support and didn’t use obnoxious ads. Unfortunately for them I now use a network ad blocker too and it’s more of a hassle. One of these days I might make a list of domains to unblock but at the moment I’m more concerned with figuring out how to block YouTube ads at the domain level.

My employer software has us log in with just our password, no username. I don’t know exactly what’s going on in the backend but I know I don’t like it.

I can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn’t do anything, acts the same as code that doesn’t exist.

Eye contact is cheaper than having to look at his hands. For the right price I’ll even stroke… his ego by comparing him to Edison. Fortunately for me I’m sure he’d take that as a compliment and not realize I’m calling him a talentless hack that steals from Tesla.

Eagle

Sleeping at rest stops is literally stealing money from hardworking hotel owners! /s

You have cars? I thought all cars are forcibly seized and replaced with bikes at the border.

I wouldn’t call myself… I’d send an email.

You don’t need decimals for everyday measurements. No one can tell the difference between 60 and 62 degrees F. With Celsius 10 or 5 degree ranges is all you need to know for weather purposes, and it falls into much more logical ranges.

Below 0 = cold, limit time outside 0-10C = wear a coat 10-15 = wear a jacket 15-20 = comfortable 20-25 = shorts 25-30 = hot 30-40 = limit time outside 40+ = thank you global warming; don’t live here.

So he fudged the science so the product would be easier/cheaper to make? Why does this feel like such a common story?