That’s me

Shitty American LPT: switch it up between Tylenol and ibuprofen to spread out the damage to your body.

Read the meme better

Boomer humor found its way to lemmmy

I cycle toys in and out so right now it’s in storage. Right now they have a massive felt bag with holes cut out of it. It’s a crowd favorite, I have 4 total. 🐱

Of course ask and ye shall receive

Also there’s a real cute video of orange boy biting in my post history

I do. I showed it to my husband on our first drunken college night together. Before we were dating…

90s rep

I think I can name two countries pictured on that map.

My mother in law informed me that the left wants kids to have access to litter boxes and all kinds of stuff. She swears her friend said it’s true. I told her to her face that she’s been duped but you know she’s a bit too far and drank the juice.

This has got to be rage bait like the litterbox thing right?

In my family we add copious amounts of dill pickles, eggs and pickle juice. Just a splash and only add it on the day of serving.

You know, being 1/2 Korean and 1/2 typical white American I can say y’all shouldn’t be sleeping on potato salad. You can use other and additional ingredients than mayo. My Korean family fucking loves my white family’s potato salad.

I fucking hate dandelions, I hate herbicides a shit ton more though. I planted clover and other ground over to compete with the dandelions and to feed the bees. My husband and I go out picking dandelions any day it’s not raining and we see yellow in the yard. It’s kinda fun to see who can get the longest thickest root 😉

i like u

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If I had a life I might have something worth posting.

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I prefer subs but as a person who has to be doing something I tend to watch dubs so I can multitask. My husband thinks I’m a monster but that scarf didn’t knit itself ya know?

Hello crow.