I just want a block community button on the main page so I don’t have to open the “HUGEGAPINGASSHOLES” community up to block it (none of the images in the headliner are censored despite blurring being on).

No offense to people who are into that I just don’t want it on my front page

I just want one that won’t just be like “I"m sowwy miss I can’t talk about that 🥺”

[maliciously pulls out food handling gloves and tweezers]

I should be able to copyright my DNA so they can’t use it without paying me royalties.

If Lays can bother potato farmers in africa about it I should be able to own an organism too (myself)

Will it suck less than the current implementation of Shadowplay that detects every app under the sun as a “Game” and doesn’t actually work on my actual games anymore :')

I don’t think it’s unreasonable for someone not super experienced in truck driving to assume the vehicle will be able to drive on most roads. I feel like there’s a lot of “Person blindsided by uncommon hazard gets laughed at” around.

It turns out old.lemmy.world doesn’t have it lmao.

I hate the newer style look so uh, yeah.

I promise I’m not stupid, but uhhhh, when I click on my name, it brings me to a page that looks like a community with an overview of everything I’ve posted, but there’s not an option to select a language.

That said, I was also spooked off by the “You won’t see most content” thing, which led me to believe that a lot of communities aren’t language tagged properly(?)

The only settings i see are these, and if I navigate to my own profile I don’t see any unique setting buttons.

default listing All default post sort Hot default comment sort Hot theme Dark endless scrolling auto load more hide instance names hide thumbnails collapse inline media open links in new window expand marks read

I filter non-english subs whenever I can (Sorry I want to be able to read things) ;v;

There doesn’t seem to be an automatic way to do this though

SURELY you could invent another way to ferment coffee beans that does not involve having a cat shit them out, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE it’s not possible to find a better way.

I hate the song, but the infamous phrase is “You can check out, but you can never leave”

Both of my eyes are a little bit fuzzy but if I open them both I can see perfectly, it’s weird.

For this to be accurate one of them needs to have a slightly different color balance. For some reason I always seem to have a “warm” and “cold” eye

I’d say Sideshow Bob is more apt, only Bob was kind of smart.

“And you’re trying to get a job at an arby’s?”

The text message thing, quiet uber option and with consent, saved as thing, would be neat.

I am extremely horrified by the prospect of GenAI grading.

I have a slightly different angle, I just arrange the parts and start following directions.

Ideally A-Z if they’re labeled that way, I also bring my little screwdriver. (It’s this kind, not a full on drill) as well as a drill bit and small utility screws.

I am assembling this furniture, it doesn’t get to negotiate.

I’d actually fucking crush that tbh