You got stickers? I literally got nothing but a bad sandwich in a bag. I wouldn’t have known it was a Krabby patty meal if I wasn’t the one who bought it. Afaik mine didn’t even have a special sauce - or any sauce for that matter. And they were out of vanilla so I didn’t get the pineapple shake either.

Fast food used to come with toys goddamn it! How we’ve fallen as a society 😞

Noted

But urine it to win it

In my head it’s really adorable

Imo, Charon’s actually a cool name

It goes from “A” to “G”

Grand Old Bee’s?

Relevant

Ooooooh Chicken wrap or chicken fingeeeerrrrrs

It’s big. It’s heavy. It’s wood.

Used to be one of those 8th graders. Can confirm. My inability to shut up was hilariously inconvenient and consequential

Ja, buns and thighs

They’re asking which distro. They said they already tried Ubuntu and didn’t care for it

No they’re right, they literally just run and jump underwater

Yet despite all these adaptations for life in the water, hippos can’t swim—they can’t even float! Their bodies are far too dense to float, so they move around by pushing off from the bottom of the river or simply walking along the riverbed in a slow-motion gallop, lightly touching the bottom with their toes, which are slightly webbed, like aquatic ballet dancers.

https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/hippo

Honestly that’s scarier to me

It looks like a quesadilla and a Philly cheese steak had a baby. I’ll take two

It’s Terminator 2 I’m pretty sure. Maybe you’re thinking of Armageddon?

English is my only language, and yours looks fine to me. I thought it was pretty clear from the first comment that the “but” indicated success despite difficulties, and as you clarified that’s exactly what you meant.

The trick is to alternate between the weenie and the balls

Til