The problem with taking a wagon down the road to recovery is that it is too god damn easy to fall out of. With no suspension and no seat belts, all it takes is one little bump for your ass to go tumbling out the back and straight into chain smoking to make up for lost time.

Fuck the wagon, and fuck the corporations. After 12 years for me, and 25 for you, we’re taking a gods dammed dune buggy.