• bizarroland@fedia.io
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    6 days ago

    I was about to say. Over the counter vitamin d is so cheap you can buy it at the freaking Dollar tree.

    Why the fuck do I have to spend a third of my life growing new blood cells and healing neck wounds for these mighty bitey bastards?

    It’s not my fault they didn’t put $1.27 into a savings account in 1820 and are now multi-millionaires that can afford the good shit.

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      6 days ago

      Yeah but theyve been drinking natural blood for thousands of years, you cant just change that with artificial, store-bought pills!

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      6 days ago

      You know, I never realized how much vampires could collect in compound interest over several lifetimes…

      I feel like banks would try to cap & regulate the hell out of that.