How many olives should you eat?
Olive them.
Officer, I want to report this DAD.
Marinate them in a bit of vodka for a relaxing evening repast
I’m not falling for this. I think I’ve read a greentext about doing this and the anon ended up covered in shit sobbing himself to sleep on the bathroom floor
That was a jar of pickles and it caused him great gastrointestinal issues that resulted in acid like bowel movement.
This reaction isn’t normal though.
…i just ate eight flavor grenade pluots for dinner about two hours ago, crunchy, green, and tart: the flavor part was absolutely true but as i’m sitting down to type this i suddenly realise that the grenade part was, too…
Today’s been an enlightening day, I learned people like to eat tons of olives alone. I can’t even stand them in pizza.
I can’t stand them on pizza either, and I always thought that meant I didn’t like olives
Turns out I just don’t like the cheap black olives they put on pizza. Good olives are good, but lots of olives aren’t and bad olives just make the whole dish they’re in taste like bad olives.
I know we’re not supposed to judge and this is meant to be a community but … I draw the line at olive hate. They’re so damn delicious. Are you even human?
chilli and garlic olives marinated in olive oil are literally food from the gods
Regret? Never with olives 🫒.
I feel heard.
If you have the occasion, try a fresh olive picked from the three. You won’t regret it ;)
Why not eat the other too?
This is my life motto now, thanks.
As a Greek with olives in their family house, I can highly ^^^not recommend this
Lmao why not?
Olive’s someone’s daughter, sister, mom, cousin, aunt…
Bitter as hell.
The olives need to be cured before they are edible.
OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE OLIVES JUST SHOVE THEM INTO MY MOUTH OM NOM NOM OH GOD THEY’RE DELICIOUS SO TASTY MMMMMMM GOOD OLIVES NICE OLIVES CHOP THEM UP AND PUT THEM ON PIZZA AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE OLIVES THEN FUCK YOU OLIVES ARE DELICIOUS YOU CAN FUCK OFF BACK TO BIG LINGUINI TRYING TO RUIN THE NAME OF DELICIOUS OLIVES THEY ARE MY LIGHT AND JOY OLIVES ARE SO GOOD I CANNOT HELP MYSELF I WILL EAT ONE OR TWO OR A THOUSAND I AM BECOME OLIVE
i’m starting to think that you might like olives
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I don’t see how this is a shitpost, it’s just unironically a great thing to do.
There’s a limit to not exceed though (for me at least :-D )
Yeah, they’re delicious, nutritious, and never go bad. Perfect for the man who does not like grocery shopping.
Are the haters imagining people eating the super-salty pimiento olives? I’m talking about the fancy olives that I, as a sophisticated and wealthy bachelor, buy per-pound from the grocery-store salad bar.
I came across The Sad Bastard Cookbook on HN. It is amazing and very much in the spirit of this post.
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Yeah, ate a (large) bunch of green olives in quick succession once. Turned my stomach into Vesuvius during Pompeï’s final moments.
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Every time I have eaten just a can of olives, I’ve peed out of my asshole soon after. They’re delicious, but not so much they are worth that.
I can only eat green olives on a muffalata. One of the very few foods I don’t care for.
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If you’re ingesting anything, I hope that would be the outcome.
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Oh my god, why
Someone took shitposting a bit too literally…