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He’s a legitimate blue belt in ju jitsu. Musk x’d that he’s been lifting weights in the office because of how busy he is he can’t train.
Does it really count as busy if you’re just tweeting all day?
The only thing he’s lifting is his thumbs as he tweets all day while supposedly being the most hard working ceo of several companies.
Terminally online to the point of directly banning personal criticism
Put in 60 hours of Elden Ring on release week
“CEO” of four companies
Chief engineer of a rocket company
Sure bruh
If the past year is of any indication his job is to tweet all day. I guess that does count as being busy.
X’d
Never seen it put that way before. Just saw a lot of people wondering what you’d call it.
I hate it. But it works. Which makes me hate it more.
Can’t wait for he weigh in. What a timeline we’re living in. Wish they could both lose but Musk is getting X’d
Screw promoting it, say “posted on social media”.
*antisocialmedia
twaught
The correct term is Xreted.
If I try to say that people will think of the German expression for drinking something in one go or is there another way to pronounce it?
it soundy very similar "ich werde mein getränk auf ex trinken - translated “i will drink my beverage in one go”
With lifting weights he means his gut when he gets out of the seat.
Didn’t Zuck win some competition a while back?
Lmao Elon is talking about getting surgery or some shit now. You can’t even make this up
He also wants a titanium alloy skeleton
I know I wouldn’t want to get into a fight with him.
He might be the world’s worst robot asshole, but he’s a buff robot asshole.
Wow that is the first picture I’ve seen where Zuck looks like a real human
Human flesh over metal endoskeleton. Yeah Musk better be made of emeralds if he stands a chance.
Zuck could hospitalize Musk in seconds.
BJJ is no joke.
I hope he does. I really wish it isn’t like one of those Ksi-logan Paul whatever staged fights where everyone’s a winner
Zuck really found someone less likeable than himself
Firstly I’d be more interested if it was pistol duelling.
Secondly, someone restream it to a Fediverse platform please.
apparently live streaming on PeerTube is possible, maybe someone could redirect the stream there
IDK, watching Musk get hospitalized because he refuses to tap out and Zuck has him in some crazy choke hold would make me happy. Zuck dislocating Musk’s shoulder making him unable to Tweet for a month would also bring me joy.
Yeah but it’s only going to amount to a slap fight.
Raise the stakes, fight to the death. The loser donates their fortune to provide insulin and food to the needy.
A duel with pistols is the only thing I would watch. Aside from that, let’s stop talking about either of them. Let them fade out.
Can’t believe you clowns won’t stop talking about them
It’s really just the classic celebrity trap. The Kardashians are celebrities because we keep talking about them, and we keep talking about them because they’re celebrities. (also something about the OJ trial originally). Like, can we just focus on something else.
Weird thing is I’ve never once heard anyone in my real life (this includes extended family on both sides & work colleagues) say anything about the Kardashians. I can’t even form an image in my mind of what the “typical Kardashian viewer” is like because I’ve honestly never met even one.
Well, there is also something to be said for the media pushing this crap down in the first place.
I think it’s not a good idea to ignore what two of the richest people in the world are doing with two of the most popular social media platforms.
Id agree, but maybe if people ignore Facebook and Twitter we could start treating them like every other evil billionaire. Maybe instead of enough musk spam, just have it news about all of the evil fucks and then he’s not getting all the attention.
I think this is a lazy take to keep on posting about their artificial drama.
So we should ignore the richest man in the world and hope he doesn’t do anything bad?
Who said that? Ignore what he and Zuckerberg are taking about regarding this fake PR fight that’s never going to happen.
Of course everyone should be critical of what these people are doing but don’t jump through their deceptive hoops but actually do some digging into what they’re all up to, who they do deals with, who they meet outside of the public eye.
They’re not going to advertise the interesting shady stuff via their Twitter fights.
Come on, man.
Can’t believe you took the time to engage with this post by commenting rather than taking your own advice.
Can’t believe it’s not butter
What a bunch of children crying out for attention.
Looks like Zuck got that smartass upgrade installed.
I will vote for Zuckerberg if he internally decapitates Musk.
That’s my offer to the Robot King.
I could only be bothered to care if the fight was in space
Best I can do is an unregulated submarine deep in the ocean
only if it is a cage match
Did I say submarine? My mistake, I meant shark cage.
Do the sharks have laser beams, though?
Dont get Bezos involved in this
I care enough to enjoy seeing Musk get pummeled to a bloody pulp for being stupid enough to challenge a BJJ black belt. I mean fuck Zuckerberg, but I’d still enjoy it.
Zuck is relatively a beginner and only recently got his BJJ blue belt - the first colored belt you get in BJJ. That being said, it still take a year or two to get a blue belt, and at that rank he’d be expected to submit a larger untrained person, which is exactly what musk is.
I’d watch a microgravity fight. It would be two billionaires flaying in space, unable to move, slowly dehydrating unless they start drinking each other’s urine.
Hilarious.
fuck the veterans, how about curing hunger like you promised a decade ago
The more attention these anti-democratic billionaires get, the worse off we all are. #BoycottMusk #BoycottZuckerberg
maybe it’s just a stunt… for publicity… like a publicity stunt…
like throwing live turkeys out of a helicopter on Thanksgiving
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neither of them are going to donate money to charity
Nor will they ever physically fight each other. I mean Zuck would probably gladly kick Elon in the face, considering his new thing is martial arts and Musk is probably 10 years older than him, but Elongated would have to be a complete moron to accept that fight and actually show up. Unless he’s planning a Commodus routine, where he captures Zuckerfuck first, ties him up, tells him how great he is, and then stabs him below the armor just before the fight.
Look I just wanna watch Zuck make Elon punch himself until he cries. Is that too much to ask?
Can we get Steve “The Spaz” Huffman in there too? He needs some sense knocked into him for his NFT/cryptocurrency scam.
I think we need to have Undertaker throw him off the top of Hell in a Cell, where he’ll plummet 15ft into the announcers table.
He’s still alive, so I say go for it!
Maybe we can figure out a way where all three of them get their asses kicked. Some kind of rock-paper-scissors type setup.
His what? Did I miss some reddit news?
https://www.reddit.com/community-points/documentation/introduction
This is what I’m talking about.
What the fuck
That’s a decent start, by why stop there? Let’s get a wild sloth bear, and a tiger, and put those two guys in the cage with them. No weapons, just bare hands, brawn, and unchecked ego. Or maybe we let those two guys form a team and put them in a cage against Mike Tyson, Ken Shamrock, or someone who actually knows how to fight.
Did Elon Musk pay $8 to himself for a blue check?
No, because that would involve paying taxes.
Is zuckerbot paying 8 for that checkmark and replying on xitter? If I were space karen x, I’d gloat about that nonstop
It never occured to me, but in Mexican Spanish, X is sometimes pronounced “sh”, so you just gave me the perfect name for Space Karen’s app. Thank you!
That’s the most likely scenario, but remember that when so few people bought checkmarks, Musk just randomly assigned them to influential people to make Blue look more credible/in demand than it actually was.
this should be the biggest yawn of the century.
it seems like everyone wants our attention on the super important things going on like two middle aged billionaires having a pathetic fight. why is that?
Not too often that you can see two pathetic middle aged billionaires getting beat up!
This is like Cleganebowl except with a burning planet instead of a castle, and weedy autistic narcissists for combatants.
Musk ain’t weedy, he’s doughy.
