WASHINGTON—In a heartwarming and touching end to the story of two soulmates, sources confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump died two minutes apart holding hands. “Only minutes before their deaths, they requested that their hospital beds be pushed together—it’s like they knew what…
This headline scared me, as nice as Trump being gone would be. The GOP would have a good chance at winning against President Harris with whatever shitbag they offered up.