• Cybermass@lemmy.world
      1·
      1 year ago

      Me: can I also get some appliances for that apartment?

      Samsung: ok

      Me: and you know I’ll probably also need a testing kit for these chemicals that I purchased

      Samsung: done

      • no banana@lemmy.world
        1·
        1 year ago

        Me: I need assisted living facilities after a small chemical accident in the home

        Samsung: no problem

        Me: oh, and some sugar

        Samsung: fine, there you go

    • max@feddit.nl
      1·
      1 year ago

      Or medical treatment in a hospital. Or signing up for military service and using one of their vehicles.