• AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    If an angel appears before you in human form, they come bearing good news. If they appear before you in their true form, they come bearing responsibility.

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      10 months ago

      In my experience, if they appear before you in human form, it will cost you a few hundo to fuck it. If they appear in the other form, then if you offer it some of whatever you just took, it will fuck you for free.

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      10 months ago

      Fuck that I’m carrying a helo just in case. Toss on the meatball with wings at first sight. I need me some good news.

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      10 months ago

      Angels came to Lot in human form. They told him to GTFO of the city. Things happen, and his wife ends up a pillar of salt.

      This is also when a crowd gathered up outside his house wanting to rape his guests, and Lot’s response was to offer his daughters to be raped instead. This demonstrates that Lot showed proper hospitality to his guests, or something.