The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoYou ask too much of himstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1696arrow-down17
arrow-up1689arrow-down1imageYou ask too much of himstartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square59fedilink
minus-squareafraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down3·9 months agoBible: Angels visit earth and have consensual relations with human women. Angels also visit Abe and Sarah appearing to be humans. Angels visit Lot and appear to be human. Also Bible: be not afraid of me despite being a lovecraftian nightmare! Can’t even keep their lies straight
minus-squareJomega@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·9 months agoSeraphim are only one type of angel. The Cherubim are perfectly fuckable if you’re into the whole four heads thing.
minus-squareafraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoI wonder if they have four of other body parts. In which case it could really work out well for you.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoFour heads wouldn’t be terrible either. Just picture a very NSFW game of ring around the rosie.
minus-squarePatches@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoHow do you even have relations with the pictured entity?
minus-squareafraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·9 months agoLots of lube and closing your eyes and think of England.
Bible: Angels visit earth and have consensual relations with human women. Angels also visit Abe and Sarah appearing to be humans. Angels visit Lot and appear to be human.
Also Bible: be not afraid of me despite being a lovecraftian nightmare!
Can’t even keep their lies straight
Seraphim are only one type of angel. The Cherubim are perfectly fuckable if you’re into the whole four heads thing.
I wonder if they have four of other body parts. In which case it could really work out well for you.
Four heads wouldn’t be terrible either. Just picture a very NSFW game of ring around the rosie.
How do you even have relations with the pictured entity?
Lots of lube and closing your eyes and think of England.
For king and country