Jerb322@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoWell........lemmy.worldimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1264arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1253arrow-down1imageWell........lemmy.worldJerb322@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square30fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down5·10 months agoAren’t you a little old for juice with a straw?
minus-squareThteven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months agoCut the top off that thing and drink it like a man.
minus-squaresin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months agoJust flip that thing over and stab it in the butt. That’s the way true Capri-Sun OGs have been doing for decades.
minus-squareEnsign_Crab@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoSet it on a table and plunge the straw into the middle of the pouch like you’re performing a ritual sacrifice.
minus-squareawwwyissss@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoToss the straw and bite your way into the sack like a real man
Aren’t you a little old for juice with a straw?
Cut the top off that thing and drink it like a man.
Just flip that thing over and stab it in the butt. That’s the way true Capri-Sun OGs have been doing for decades.
Set it on a table and plunge the straw into the middle of the pouch like you’re performing a ritual sacrifice.
Toss the straw and bite your way into the sack like a real man