this is the sort of shit we’ll be seeing from now on, except people will think it’s true, because anyone who calls it fake will be flagged as “troublemaker”

i don’t give a fuck

i posted this post in politcalmemes and got lots of engagement. the post was removed because it’s not a “meme”

someone made a meme about this post and another post not being “memes” and posted to politcalmemes. that post. not much engagement. whatever.

yea. cringe.

bonus /c/politicalmemes memeing my not-meme post (which was removed)

i think we’ll be feeling the ramifications of that one post for quite a while…

abortion should always be legal.

not just legal, but free. for anyone who wants one, no questions asked

i thought about having kids, but decided i’m too busy doing whatever i feel like with all my spare time and money

both equally fuck that

we don’t think about the things that are going fine, only current problems. the marketing/advertising industry exploits this human tendency to the utmost, not only for your actual current problems, but problems (actual or not) you didn’t even know you had until they told you that you need to buy their solution for it

english is dumb. why do we say “hands,” but we don’t say “foots”? why does “goose” become “geese,” but “moose” doesn’t become “meese”? why is “led” the past tense of “lead,” but “red” is not the past tense of “read”? why don’t “good” and “food” rhyme? LIGHT becomes LIT, fight becomes FOUGHT. peek becomes peeked, seek becomes SOUGHT

i could do this all day, but i willn’t

um if your message contains emojis of any kind, i’m not feeling intimidated whatsoever

edit: unless this is a joke, in which case, yep i ate the onion

lol i love german. who else would call 12 of something a “double half dozen”

is there supposed to be a problem with this?

i don’t know how much money it would take to ever get me on a plane again, but it would be a lot

if you’re buying “art” at the grocery store, then you are exactly the target market for this $20 not-bee

The company is under pressure to show investors what will power growth in the years ahead, as its already massive reach makes finding new subscribers more difficult.

LOL i think the only potential “new subscribers” remaining are the people who never had and never will have a netflix sub. at this point one of the many reasons i’ll never sign up is because fuck shareholders in general

or, even better: delete twitter altogether

have fun waiting in line i guess? while i zip through the self checkout in a fraction of the time

also, do you live in jersey? if not, then you’re pumping your own gas, bless your heart