Literally just heard this meme in song form the other day

https://song.link/s/2nhBEHRRNGI8sJjW12PL5y

Caesar King from Zenless Zone Zero has a prosthetic left arm. It’s Billy’s spare arm.

“Yes, I thought of that. The laptops we currently have are cheaper options and every time they fail an employee loses a days worth of work but the company still pays them. In the end it turned out to be more expensive than if we had gone with something like the ThinkPads in my proposal.”

There you go

Weirdly, high fructose corn syrup is better for your teeth than sugar which most of the rest of the world uses. Bacteria use sucrose to create a strong biofilm.

My e-reader is e-waste.

Edit: it wasn’t by my choice. My kindle just died for no reason.

How are keyboards a hobby?

What’s your hobby?

Smartphones.

NO

Well, there’s fentanyl lollipops so this would track (probably fake though).

They have a thousand lakes, you have a thousand island dressing

This way

Next you’re going to say that Batman is a good guy

Split atom and you get energy

Not that atom - look you’re doing it wrong

Yeah, you are right. You don’t energy for fusing elements heavier than iron and you definitely don’t get energy from fission of helium-4.