Defends her child rape you mean?
Thanks for calling it what it is. What is going on with those thirsty boomer humor commenters below?
I wouldn’t take it seriously, those commenters figured out they can troll hexbear and lemmyworld at the same time with one “joke”.
“Cool defence. Still statutory rape.”
This was supposed to be a humorous variant of the quote “cool motive, still murder” from Jake Peralta in the show Brooklyn 99.
https://youtube.com/shorts/oyg7T9emCUA?si=mJzRT6wbuL3rwpW7
Sorry if this bothered anyone
i’m pretty sure that was their point.
Proof that no matter what you say on the Internet someone will try to argue with you even when you both agree
no they won’t, nobody has disagreed with you yet
How dare you not oppose me
I think they were quoting Brooklyn 99
Correct
Technically she said his grades improved while she was his teacher. Though the headline implies she said his grades improved because of their sexual relations.
The media love to bend statements to get a reaction, and it’s baited everyone here
Nah, the picture baited me. Lol
wtf the media made the rapist look bad
Media should portray what happened accurately.
If she had plead innocent and wasn’t convicted then your comment would be wrong for assumption, but she plead guilty so you’re right.
The grades improved because she was flirting amd made the answer to every math problem 69.
Yeah I was gonna say, if she’s arguing then she plead innocent but that statement would have been an incriminating admission, so…
EDIT: She did actually plead guilty in 2015, so still wtf
I like that she chose a sexy teacher porn star outfit for court.
Well yeah the goal of that is obviously to make the judge and jury think her rape victim was lucky instead of taken advantage of by a trusted adult with authority over him
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Yeah also though of that
After ruminating on the amount of class time he had missed, the student in question was overheard stating to other classmates “but then my homework was never quite like this”.
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Guess who just appropriately turned 69 a few days ago?
I brought my pencil
Gimme something’ to write on
Absolutely disgusting.
Oh! So if his grades approved, we can drop the case I guess. Bailiff: let her go free!
so you’re telling me those hentais I fapped to…I mean heard about were real?
Yeah, everything but the tentacles part.
Don’t crush my dreams.
Isn’t this like having the boss justify pressuring his secretary for sex by saying that she got a raise?
I could see how that might be motivating.
It wasn’t molestation, it was an incentive program.
Wasn’t this an SNL skit with Ronda Rousey?
Very compelling, now face the wall.
This is from 2015.
I’m not sure the reference date changes anything about the post, but I appreciate the context.
Hi, is this tutor still available?
Edit: I guess the downvoters can’t catch a joke. For context, I’m 41 years old, plenty old enough for tutoring lessons…
Would you be making jokes if a male teacher had raped a female student?
You know what the real joke here is? Not a damn thing in that screenshot says anything about the student being underage, for all I fucking know the student is a 30 year old college student.
Not like I even give a fuck anymore, I’m not stupid enough to check random short links from screenshots, especially in a shitposting community. Give me a fully qualified link or I’m just gonna treat it like the joke it might as well be.
If it’s serious enough to get upset about, why no fully qualified link?
Oof. Well thank you for the link and the context. I’m just not in any habit of checking short links or Googling such topics from a screenshot in a shitposting community.
- Here you go. It’s from 2016. “grades improved teacher sex student” was all it took to find this article. it doesnt take
To re-pose the question. Why is it different when it’s a Male teacher and female student
Same thing. Attractive person in a position of power. Is it still the same thing?
Okay, thank you for the links and the context.
Sorry, but I’m not in any habit of Googling such things, I don’t care to have any such shit in my search history. The proper link should have been posted in the original post, but then again this is a shitposting community, so let’s just pretend I take anything seriously here…
I don’t know how many times I fantasized about one of my teachers. I take offense to the idea that I would have been considered a “victim” if I had managed to achieve one of my dreams.
The joke is she would have been totally legal with me.
Noice!
What would’ve happened if his grades didn’t improve?
Believe it or not, straight to jail!
Here’s the URL in case anyone was wondering: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/utah-teacher-brianne-altice-defends-relationship-with-teenage-student-a6972656.html (ind.pn/1RG5rzT).
what a horrible website
