Yeah I remember being 5 and thinking how boring and lame as fuck everything was and couldn’t wait for the future. We are at a level of tech now that I’m satisfied with. Now stop progressing plz, it’s getting scary now. I wasn’t prepared for this AI shit.

None of this makes sense

The heck are Michael Jackson sleepovers? It sounds kind of suspect.

I love this! Golden Grahams are one of my favorite cereals, and I always thought this one had lots of potential…

I could be wrong, but I don’t think moms were any thicker back then.

I got Golden Grahams recently for the first time in decades and they didn’t taste great. Kids didn’t even want them.

AIDS🎸?