Jokes aside, I genuinely don’t understand why he looks so weird, like a haunted wax dummy version of the real Zuckerberg that’s hidden in the basement.
TFW you’re an android, and do not have taste receptors
How is it that billionaires have such shitty haircuts? You could literally hire someone to live in your closet and give you a fresh trim every morning, yet you look you went to Great Clips and the trainee guy fresh out of cosmetology school fucked up your head with a 5 guard.
Why did i read it as sucking cocks
Probably because you associate going over to your friends house with sucking a dick.
Excellent question.
Yeah but what is the answer?
Sucking cocks, obviously.
He looks like he hasn’t slept in a thousand years.
The final boss of NPC tiktokers.
It’s cause he’s not human and he’s eating human food.
TFW that creepy guy is still a better poster than
The Zuck always manages to give me some pretty heavy “hello fellow humans” vibes.
“See, just like a regular human being, I also enjoy this ‘eating’. It’s such great fun to put nourishment in our mouth orifices, isn’t it? *gags*”
Hahaha same!
“Don’t mind me, I’m a human doing human things as humans do.”
Why does his eyes are so reddish in these pics. Did he just made a recreational use of certain plant?