They can only perform under pressure.
Does Vanilla Ice have a twitter or something? Someone make sure he hasn’t stolen this post.
Might get them to do We Are The Champions too with some extra training.
Posted in facepalm? Looks like someone ate the onion.
Are you using a blue light filter app
Why not use your phones native blue light filter if it has it
“if it has it”
There’s your answer.
R*ddit applies a blue light filter to any posts that have golden upvotes.
I am gonna assume that’s another joke but can’t say if it is knowing reddit
It’s actually not — their new awarded post color looks like a blue-light filter.
Damn the bar was already low…
Looks like an album cover
Best laugh of the morning.
Onion: Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs
I believe the original subheading was, “‘Oh shit,’ says humanity.”
People getting mad at people with disabilities being like
Stupid dolphin, grow legs already
Why did the dolphin cross the road?
The Onion vibes
