Just say “poop” or “feces” or “bowel movements”. If we can read this, we’re not toddlers. And in fact, you should just use those same words with toddlers as well.

Fatty shit floats, I thought that was the complete story.

I thought floating number two was in reference to floating point numbers lmao

British chocolate is better due to lower pasteurization with no/lower preservatives. Also doesn’t help that Hershey’s uses the same chemical included in the taste of vomit (butyric acid).

And poop floats because it can’t breath underwater, duh.