Now that’s a shitpost
And think of the story the park rangers will be able to tell when they call in an ambulance because you were shitting outside and got bitten in the ass by a snake!
It’s Arizona. I’d be scared of not only snakes but scorpions too.
This is northern Arizona. More likely got frostbite on their ass. Altho maybe not this year, it’s been really warm
Gila monsters are what you gotta watch out for, when those fuckers bite, they hold on and chew.
I feel obligated to say - when you poop outside, make sure to dig a cat hole at least 6in deep and bury your waste. Pack out any toilet paper.
#leavenotrace
Near civilization sure… But in the wild, the half-life of your poop is not worth the hassle.
You are objectively wrong. I was an outdoor educator for years. Please do not misinform people.
Here’s some info where you can educate yourself: https://lnt.org/how-to-poop-outside/
It takes a year to biodegrade.
This is still near civilization. I’m talking about places where only I will go for the foreseeable future.
Surprisingly close to home… Huh
