The stripes are fake. They’re just printed on the bottle.

I love when ranch is crunchy

Time to make my wife throw up!

“Serving suggestion: just don’t” lmao

Canch

I mean, that would just be adding a little mint to your salad. How bad could it be?

There is a line. And there is a reason we do not cross it.

I prefer the term “ranchist.”